So my name is Courtney Rose Gonsowski
I am in love with Johnny Depp and Stephen Colbert.
Strangers with candy is my favorite thing on earth.
I am obsessed with pirates. Always was, even before PotC came out.
Im a little odd, but youll deal with it.
im kind of a big deal, people know me...go to the Helen Plum Library if you dont believe me!
i really love people. I love helping people, and having deep conversations. Northerns not always down for that, but if you want to have some sort of parley, hit me up.
I think im an empath. I know they dont exist, but i think im a special case.
I ab. love boys in eyeliner.
Mikey Way from MCR is pretty much my dream man, same with anyone from LOTR.
i could love you too if you gave me a chance.

Marlis Muschal and I are Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie.
Its true.
Me: Margery is dead!
Marlis: friendly milk will countermind my trousers
Me: language is complementary moist lemon scented cleansing square
Marlis:as you pluck from an old bookshelf a half-forgotten book of erotic memoirs

I love Stephen Colbert and may other things. LOTR and Harry Potter are my fandoms mostly. I never miss TDS and TCR.

Teaching the world the importance of TRUTHINESS!!, fighting crime and goverment corruption/waste with anderson cooper, searching for jimmy hoffa's body, staying permanently pale, going to OMEGA, getting erin kennedy drunk, trying to find an ewan mcgregor movie where you DO NOT see his penis, riding off into the sunset with steven colbert, microwaving lean pockets (three-cheese pizza, preferably), trying to imitate andy warhol in every way, indulging myself in polish cuisine (no, food from the dumpster doesn't count, i'm a high-class polak), telling people about all the men i am going to do in the future, my self-created religion (inquire within), stealing apples from the grant north dining hall, dreaming of a threesome with johnny depp, paul dinello and stephen colbert, bea arthur and gang, wilford brimley and his aarp commericals, the love boat, jones soda-all varieties, yearly school fieldtrips to good-time island, ann coulter's secret to looking like such a fabulous drag queen, decripting the homoerotic moments in victorian literature and western movies, nancy sinatra's perma-tan, how stone philips can be hot, amazing, and a killer newsman all at once, thinking of ways to get the fellowship into bed, My goals in life are to memorize V's speech from V for Vendetta with all the V's and to fuck one of the Hobbits.

green day, ramones, clash, pixies, sex pistols, addicts, velvet underground, new york dolls, smiths, regina spektor, futureheads, michael buble, DeathCabForCutie, simon and garfunkel, fall out boy, my chemical romance, plain white t's, weezer, postal service, The UsEd, the academy is..., Interpol, The beatles, Barry Manilow, Ramones, dead kennedys, misfits, led zeppelin, black sabbath, bob dylan, tom petty, rolling stones, monkees, matchbook romance, blondie, white stripes, coldplay, the cure, Bright Eyes, The Killers, ravonettes, alice cooper, steve miller, yeah yeah yeahs, aiden, from first to last, From autumn to ashes, we are scientists, sugarcult, AFI, brand new, starting line, cartel, the faint, head automatica, halifax, death from above 1979, hush sound, mae, motion city soundtrack, paramore, plain white t's, spill canvas, the fold, taking back sunday, planning the rebellion!, josh groban, cascada (i must dance!), coldplay, radiohead, daft punk, dean martin, frank sinatra, bobby darin, Disney songs (hey...some are good.), echo and the bunnymen, elliot smith, warren zevon, damien rice, sufjan stevens, If you like THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS, we prob will get along., the charlene (im right behind you) music video

Top 10 as of 12/25/06, 1.) Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, 2.) Amelie, 3.) Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 4.) Sin City, 5.) Pirates of the Caribbean, 6.) Monty Python and the Holy Grail, 7.) The Royal Tenebaums/Rushmore, 8.) The Departed, 9) Girl Interrupted, 10.) V for Vendetta, Pirates of the caribbean, everything is illuminated, the faculty, Boondock Saints, Charlie and the chocolate factory, trainspotting, monty python, planet 9 from outer space, frankenfish, leeches, cocoon, blue velvet, pulp fiction, anchorman, the strangers with candy movie, tadpole, igby goes down, four weddings and a funeral, girl interrupted, edward scissorhands, X-MEN(1, 2, 3), hebrew hammer, fear and loathing in las vegas, pecker, mean girls, center stage, RENT, love actually, cry-baby, school of rock, pretty in pink, dirt dancing, pride and predudice, bill and teds excellent adventure, heathers, its a wonderful life, bonnie and clyde, say anything, before night falls, ordinary people, spinal tap, Terrible tragedy of peter pan, san valentino and the melancholy kid, true romance, girl interrupted, corpse bride, the legend of sleepy hollow, wedding crashers, V for Vendetta!!

Strangers with candy, daily show, colbert report, mystery science theatre 3000, sealab 2021, aqua teen hunger force, minoriteam, golden girls, designing women, law and order SVU, crossing jordan, reno 911, unsolved mysteries, hannah montana, life with derek, thats so raven, americas most wanted, old school SNL, entourage

the boy detective fails, america: a guide to democracy inaction, wigfield, fear and loathing in las vegas, running with sissors, dress your family in cororoy and denim, the sweet trade, harry potter, haistyles of the damned, bush haters handbook, anything about pirates, anything by augusten burroughs, under the balck flag, slyvia plath, mr darcy takes a wife, Great gatsby, ordinary people, catcher in the rye, no more dead dogs, slaughterhouse 5, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, tender is the night